I made a parody of Ice Age: Bootleg Tape. Look, I know you might get angry, but I was just making it up! No mean comments, please.
You know the 1998 animated hit Turret the Movie, right? The film is about three main characters, Turret, Twig and Eric, and one of my favorite characters, Muscleman. There was a bootleg copy of Turret the Movie that I'm going to tell you all about. It all started with me taking a walk through the neighborhood. Like suicidemouse.avi and Red Mist, this was created by a now imprisoned Scottish animator.
As I was walking back home, I found a VHS tape lying on the road. I looked at the front and it was a bootleg copy of Turret the Movie, strangely it was labeled: "Turret the movie, Bootleg". Then, I looked at the note saying:
"DECLINED PLEASE DESTROY -JW/CW" I was looking for a legitimate copy, though this held me over until I could find one.
Boy, I was wrong.
I took the tape home and popped it on my old VCR player. The screen went static for good 20 seconds. After that, The screen went black for 5 seconds. It looked perfectly normal; The 20th Century Fox, the Timberwolf Productions and the Turret Studios logos were there, the intro of the film was different.
I was like when i had the tape "Cool! I'm gonna watch Turret the Movie!"
but it wasn't cool. It was the Turret the Movie tape BEFORE the released Turret the Movie tape.
You know, where Turret talking on stage, right? Well, the shot just... stays there. It just froze on Turret. Without moving at all as if it was a still photo. You couldn't even hear any voices. It was just total silence. After about six minutes, the tape cut to the scene of Muscleman geting talked by Angelica, with Stickcop, in the living room. Wow, this was pretty late in the film. Again, it was dead silence.
It cut to static for about five minutes, but again it was silent. The weird thing is that I could make out some sort of video in the static. When this happened, I noticed a hidden scene.
It looked like Muscleman standing over Angelica, and he somehow tore open her stomach and proceeded to EAT her organs. Aw, sick! I nearly vomited, but after the video clip ended, the film cut to the scene where Turret and Twig checking the toy, but again it was silent.
When it got to the scene of where Turret and Twig chasing Muscleman with the toy, it once again cut to static. This time there was no hidden video thankfully, and it was just regular static.
It cut to the shot of Muscleman running up the stairs with an evil smile. However the scene went on longer than I expected. He didn't laugh or anything, It was again silent.
It cut to a scene where Muscleman driving away from Gree Guy. The disturbing thing is, the scene just keeps going. Gree Guy failed to kill Muscleman in the original film. But in the bootleg, Gree Guy actually DOES it, he kills Muscleman by exterminating him with his Rocket Turret, without any sound, When Muscleman got killed, there wasn't any dust, it was actually blood and organs. But they weren't cartoon blood or organs. They were actually REAL. The credits roll, for some reason being silent and handwritten and only listing this: Directed by Jack Winter. Then I ejected and destroyed the tape with a hammer, to make sure no one else has to see the film. Then I remembered, that was the exact same tape I threw out yesterday. I swear, I will NEVER see that tape EVER again.
Now i don't know what he was thinking when making this, but if you find the bootleg tape, don't watch it. If you do see it, burn it. It's for your own good.