First of all, I like Nickelodeon with all of their shows like and they made a new show called The Loud House made by Chris Savino. The Loud House involves a show About an 11-Year Old boy, Lincoln with ten sisters Lily, Lisa, Lola, Lana, Lucy, Lynn, Luan, Luna, Leni and Lori.
but, I CAN Recall The Tale of the The Time, I Found A Lost DVD of the Loud House That was A Horrifying Sight to See so Heres the Story: I Always Saw The Loud House On Nickelodeon. This Became one of my Favorites Show, And I Made a Schedule To Record Every Episode. So I Thought to MySelf
"Hmm, Could There Be Any Loud House DVDs?"
So I Headed To The Movie Store And i Went To The Aisle were TV Shows Have Episodes on Them. When I Went To This Aisle There Were Numerous DVDs and VHS Tapes. I Bought Two Spongebob DVDs That Had Every Season One and Two Episodes since I Also Liked Spongebob. Then I Found 10 DVDs Of The Loud House with Words Such as Volume 1 or Volume 2 or 3. But I Found This DVD of The Loud House with a disc writtened with a sharpie. It said
"THE LOUD HOUSE: VOLUME 666".
It have no pictures at the cover. It have a note which I’ll tell you about it later. I later insert the disk with my old DVD player. It show a menu with nothing in the background. But for some reason it said it was a VHS tape. It have a selection of eight Episodes:
- Left In the Dark
- Baby Steps
- Pulp Friction
- 11 Louds a Lepin’
- Vantastic Voyage
- Kick the Bucket List
- Cover Girls
The last one is kinda weird and creepy
So I skip all of them and select Unknown.
IT Had The Normal Intro until the one boy, ten girls.
It only have Lincoln with Blood at one side. I drew a recreation of it as you could see in the right. The Title Card had A White Backround With Lincoln's Head But All Of a Sudden He Was All Colored in a Jet-Black with Scorching fire In His Eyes. Then It Showed Lincoln Going In His Room and Saying
"Well, Today Is The First Day of Summer And its Time to Read My Comics In My Undies"
After That Title Cards Showed Examples like One Day Later, Two Months Later or Three Weeks Later. The Title Card Said 10 Minutes Later, Then Their Parents, Rita and Sr. Lynn Went Out To Their Ball Room Dancing and Telling Them To Lock The Door. But Like In Normal Episode they Will Not Lock The Door but Leni Locked The Door, Which Is Strange Considering They Don't Lock The Door. Then The Next Scene Was Leni Making An Announcement Then She Called Her Siblings. She Told Everyone
"Im Stupid And I Do Realize It Now, Making Me A Loser"
That was The Point When Out Of Nowhere she Grabbed a bottle of cyanide. Everybody Told Her "Dont Do It!" Until Leni's eyes started to give out tears.
Until A Voice in her Head Said
Then she swallow it.
She was vomitting Blood. Then She Fell to the floor, dead. Then it Showed a Screenshot of Leni with blood coming out of her Mouth and Nose with The Back of her Head soak By blood while the Lincoln and his Sisters Scream for their life, And I Was at the Verge Of Vomiting in real life.
The Next Couple of Days, Lisa was Making An Experimental Bomb whens he Combined every Liquid she had in her Small Tube Jars. She Called Everyone with A Hard Object Such As A Chair. But when this Explosion Happened, When The Explosion Happened, It send her Flying, Then shattered the window, But when She Was About To Hit The Road Pavement, A Truck Hits Lisa's Back Causing Her To Break her Spine as A Crack Noise Happened. When She Hit The Road Pavement She started Crying with blood Coming From Her Eyes and Mouth. Lincoln and His Sisters came to see What Happened and Started Crying. Lori Called The Police and E.R And They Came and Sadly, She was Pronounced Dead At The scene.
The Next Day, Lucy Tryed To Commit Suicide by Stabbing himself With scissors. She Said This and Quote. On Quote As I Say what She said,
"I want to die Because I want a short life."
Until Luna and Lynn Came In And Said
"Are You Trying To Stab yourself?!?!"
"Im Telling Mom and Dad!"
Until When Luna and Lynn Where About To Talk To Mom But Their Dad Was Not There and Note That It Was Night, Outside the House. That Was Until Luan Came Bursting Through The Door And She Had Knife And Proceeded To Stab Lucy. And Made A Hole In Their Wall and Lucy Said
Then later she was Screaming. When Luna and Lynn Came in With their Parents they Noticed That She Was Gone but All whats left Were Candles That were Still Lighted and not Lighted and Some of them Were in the Ground. all Whats Left as They Noticed Were Knife Marks And Blood. The Next Day when Lincoln was Trying To Throw away the Trash He Saw stingy hanging by a Rope with Decomposing Skin, Rotting Skin, blood coming out And Part Of Her Ribs Showing. But after that The Turn to The Worst one of Her Eyes were Hanging from her Sockets and It Droped And Lincoln Ran into the Bathroom And Threw Up and Cryed. he Went To His Room With His Sisters Waiting to Cheer him Up. They Told Him That They Saw Lincoln Through Lori's Window and Started Crying. After This His Sisters Decided To Sleep with Him. After Their Dad's Celebration Of Killing Lucy ( Because he was an a-hole when he was drunk) He went To Some Bar. After so Lincolns Dad was So Drunk At This Point He Actually Had raped Lori. Lincoln wondered Whats This Noise that He Could hear and He Saw the Horror.
Lincoln Started Crying, And Called The Police. They Arrested Lincoln's Dad and Leaving Him In Prison for Five Years. After The Family was Leaving, Luna had Brought His Cowbell And Destroyed and Even Lily Gave him The Finger, and This Caused Him To cry. In The Afternoon, Luna had An Invitation To A Mick Swagger Concert But The Thing Was it Said
So She Took Lori Along and Agreed Drove their with her. During the Event Luna was Half Drunk. But After This A Strange Black Hooded Figure gave them A Box of Beers and Even a Pack of Cigarets. This Was Strange Since No Alcohol or Drugs were Supposed To Be On The Show. After The Evening They Were Driving Late at Night at a woods and Were All Drunk and Drugged But Without Warning They Went Of Road and Fell Through A Ditch Next To A River And flew out the van. Note that it was blurry but The Next Day Lincoln Saw The News that Two People Luna Loud and Lori Loud Crashed and Died, And When Lincoln Saw This He Had A Sad Face on Him.
Then The Next Scene Was Lola Grabbing A Kitchen Knife and Stabbing Her Twin Sister Lana and After A Few Minutes of Blood and Screaming, Lola Started Crying as She Thought Of What She Has Done. But She Went To The Basement And Hanged Herself and Died With 30 Seconds of The disc. Lincoln Went to The Basement To Work On Some Project and Saw Lola Hanging and Screamed and Ran Out. One Day Later In The Afternoon and Lincoln and His Sisters were In The Yard Playing Until A Stray Pitbull Grabbed Lily And Took Off and Lincoln and His Sisters tryed Run After That Dog but It Was Too Late. The Next Scene was That Dog Mauling and Devouring Lily.
After That Luan was Making A Video for her Website and Grabbed A Gun And Said
" What Do You Call A Slingshot with A Gun? A Gunslinger HaHaHa!"
Until She Accidentally Shot Herself.
Lincoln and Lynn Stormed In And Screamed. They Saw The Video and Were Horrified and Was Buried At The Cemetary Along with Leni, Lisa, Luna, Lori, Lana and Lola.
Lynn Decided to Sleep with Lincoln Until she broke her neck and died.
He and His Mom was Crying. His Mom Told him To Sleep with Him, Until he stab his mom and Threw His Stuff and Other Stuff Around. After That He Said Three Last Sentences.
"I Have Made this"
“I Was The Cost"
"Jesus had Abandoned Us".
Until He Stab Himself.
Then the episode end. I check around the DVD cover and A Note Came Up Saying
"THIS EPISODE WAS MADE BY AN UNKNOWN PERSON IN SYRIA. IT WAS FOUNDED IN A PILE OF DEBRIS, AFTER A EARTHQUAKE IN RUBBLE AND THEIR WAS A DROAR WITH A DVD, A PICTURE OF LINCOLN AND A BAG OF INTESTINES. A PICTURE OF A DISFIGURED PERSON SIMILAR TO CHRIS SAVINO".
I got nightmares of seeing scenes of every death of that episode. I stop watching Nick. Throw away everything that have something from Nick. Like SpongeBob plush, my TV, the other DVDs I have. I grew out of control. Then someone found me and put me at the mental hospital. It sound weird of going to the mental hospital all from a kid show. But it was real. I later escape and go back to my room.
Later I knew the final three words of Lincoln is true. Jesus actually have abandoned us. All of the violence and corruption around the world. I guess it was a good time to get over this. It was good time to kill myself. So I posting this in GeoShea Lost Episode Wiki. Because no one will believe me. Even when it was full of cliches. After I post this. Even though if it was a Kid show. I will go to the balcony of my apartment. Looking down the road with crowds seeing me. Just using their cellphones. Not even helping me. I knew that he had abandoned all of us.
If you find a copy of this DVD, don't watch it.
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