I was watching my favorite (god-like) TV show Sesame Street, when I went to Target and found a Sesame Street DVD in a cart. I stole it and took it home.
It started off with Big Bird, Elmo and Grover.... Big Bird was holding down Elmo on his back and Grover got out a paddle and began it beat Elmo in the ass. Big Bird was still holding him down when Elmo escaped and cried.Big Bird said "DON'T EVER COME BACK TO SESAME STREET YOU FAGGOT!". Then he was at his house crying. He said "Why does everyone hate me? First I get raped by Bert and Ernie then I get beating in the ass by Grover. I wish someone would be as sad as I am. WAIT OH MY GOD I JUST REMEMBERED OSCAR!" Elmo went over to Oscar's house and Oscar throw a brick at Cookie Monster's head and he began having seizures. Then it showed Bert And Ernie kissing each other I was grossed out. Just then, Snuffy (Big Bird's best friend) breaks through the window and roars. Snuffy also looked the same as he first debuted. The yellow eyes really creeped me out. Suddenly, Oscar yelled "FUCK BALLS" and killed Elmo. the rest of the episode was a mixture of static and Cookie Monster having seizures.