One day, I saw a spongebob dvd. I took it home and watched it. The episode started off as usual. Then it cut to spongebob saying, "Hello. I hope you are watching this. I'm sorry if you ever watched Squiward's Suicide or my bootlegged episode Dumped. I just want to let you know, that suicide is never the answer. I hate to say this but, I AM HERE AND I CAN SEE YOU THROUGH YOUR WINDOW!" I turned around and looked. A hyper-realistic SpongeBob was watching me. I screamed. Then he said,"I'm sorry if I scared you." "Aw. It's okay." So you see, Spongebob's not a jerk like the title says, he can be a nice guy. Just like he always is.
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