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Today's the day

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I was 13 at the time and the year was 1998 Nickelodeon announced that they were making a new series which would become Spongebob Squarepants.

1 year later I was 14 I decided to more Adult stuff, so I started watching adult channels like Fox. I watched Family Guy, The Simpsons, etc. That same year I experienced something that I never knew about. I'll tell you my story.

On April 16, 1999 at 8:00 pm I watched Fox, Family Guy came on I decided to watch it. I looked at the guide menu to see that the new show Spongebob Squarepants was going to be on. It was supposed to air on May 1 And the show was going to be on Nickelodeon.

It was 8:30 pm, I found out that the episode that they were airing had a TV-MA rating. The intro started out with a captain in the beginning saying "Are you ready kids?" And there was no response, in the usual intro there was a response but there wasn't.

A title card appears saying "Spongebob's Job". The design of the title card was way different than the usual title cards for Spongebob episodes.

It started out with Spongebob says "Todays the day!" In a happy voice he walks out of his pineapple house and says to a squid named Squidward.

"What day?" Squidward Replies.

Spongebob said nothing. After that it cut to the krusty Krab and it showed squidward at the cashier with a customer then Squidward said "What the hell do you want sir?" I was shocked of what Squidward said.

The costumer said: "The Bloody Patty."

Things went silent Mr. krabs opens his office door and says "come here" to the guy he said "Um.. Ok?", then it cut to the kitchen.

Spongebob was cooking Patties then Mr. Krabs opens the door and he puts the guy in the kitchen with spongebob. He looked at him in a very Wierd and creepy way. He said "want a bloody Patty?" He got out a sharp knife from the cabinets. By this point I was creeped the fuck out. Spongebob then laughed and then it went black for a second, this part scared the crap out of me.

Spongebob jumped on the guy and tries to tear his head off but fails. Spongebob stabs the knife into the guys heart while the guys screams in pain. He screams while spongebob tears his organs out. The guy dies just like that. He piles his organs on two old looking buns and says "Order Up" Squidward looks and and grabs it. I could hear munching noises. Spongebob looks at me and says "Well the end." The episode ends.


Nothing happened after that but I swear sometimes I think of it and how bad it was back in 1999.