I was in my room, sitting in bed. It was 10:00 PM, and my parents were asleep. I wanted to watch something on TV. To avoid waking my parents up, I slowly got out of bed, went to the closet, and opened up the closet door. When I opened the closet door, I saw a lot of VHS tapes! I have SpongeBob VHS tapes, Pingu VHS tapes, and Winnie the Pooh VHS tapes. Those tapes belong to my baby sister, Joanna Kehoe. I went back to bed, but stopped. While I turned around something caught my eye...
...I saw a blank VHS tape that had a label on it written in blue Sharpie. It said, "Family Guy, Lost Episode." Lost episode!? I didn't know that the show, "Family Guy" had a lost episode! I walked by my TV, popped that VHS tape into the VCR slot, and jumped into bed.
The tape was working well, but the quality was horrible. Also, the intro was black and white, and the audio was reversed and distorted. I saw a frame in the middle of the intro. I couldn't tell what it was...
After the intro, the episode started.
Meg Griffin was happy, she had the most wonderful dream that the world was peaceful and her family loved her. The dream was untrue, however. Everybody hated her in reality. Her mother, Lois, forgot to make her breakfast and when Meg complained, Lois told her to walk to school. Her father, Peter, comes in and asks what is going on. Lois tells him that Meg criticized her work.
Peter gets angry and hits a wall telling Meg to get out. Meg screams and runs out. At school, Meg has no supplies she needs for class work, as Peter forced her out before she could get any. She got in trouble in her first 2 periods before going to lunch.
She sat at a table alone, as usual, and some popular kids teased her for being forgetful, and hoped they "Won't forget Meg is a loser and start hanging out with her." Meg begins crying and, while doing so, somebody pushes her head into her mashed potatoes, breaking her glasses, and having everybody laugh at her. Her clothes were dirty so, she received four lunch detentions in her next classes.
As the bell rings for the end of the school, Meg is trying to erase her horrible day. However, on the way home, many people tease her and nickname her "Potato-faced loser." Meg is now crying bitterly. She runs home, and when she opens the door, nobody bothers to say "Hello" or anything, for that matter.
Meg runs to her room. Meg usually cuts herself, so this was no big deal. Everybody knew she did, even Stewie. But this time Meg was going to extreme measures and was crying while doing so. She accidentally slit her wrist too deep and screamed so loud that Glen Quagmire, the neighbor, heard. However, even though all the family was there, they didn't care.
"I hope she dies." Brian remarks.
"Wait... that feels good." Meg says.
"Yes! I love this!" So Meg continues to brutally cut her pale skin. She finally cuts off an entire finger, but instead of screaming she laughs very, very maniacally. She cuts off all her fingers and covers the blood with her pillows and sheets.
Her bedroom looked like a murder scene, it was so goddamn bloody. Meg spots her flute, which she doesn't play very often because everybody complains that it makes their ears bleed. She grabs her flute. There is a blackout for about 10 seconds. Meg has a realistic-looking knife in her hand. There is another blackout for about 20 seconds.
Meg has her flute in her mouth, now, which also looks strangely realistic. Now there is a 30-second black out. Meg is stabbing herself in the stomach, which is squirting out realistic blood; Meg's intestines are coming out, too. Meg is in so much pain that she blows the highest and most off key note on her flute. Now there is a minute of blackout, before I saw Meg lying in a dim forest, bleeding, with violent screaming.
Investigators found Meg's body in the forest and brought it to the Griffins' house to ask what they request to do with the body. Peter insists they bury it in the backyard, as they don't have enough money to get it buried. There is a minute or two of blackout, before we see The Griffins at the dinner table, eating realistic hands and legs, and Chris putting salt on Meg's arm. They burp and leave the dinner table a bloody mess.
I am scared for life now. I was shaking, and my whole body was covered in goosebumps. I'm sorry I watched that tape. I took out the VHS tape from the VCR slot, put it in a box, opened my window up, and threw it out. I went on my laptop, went on to the internet, and find the lost episode on Family Guy. I looked everywhere, but suprises me that there is no lost episode of Family Guy.
Do me a favor, if you ever come across my tape, don't keep it. Destroy it.
Break it, burn it, and scatter the ashes. I can't bare it anymore.
Please, don't ruin your mind like I did. Don't take any chances.
Do it for me... just destroy it.