Journal entry#1 Aug 6th 2014
My friend recently passed away, His parents let me keep his journal for the new yorker. Most of it was trash, So... I did the stupid idea... RIP THE MOTHER FUCKING PAPERS!!!
I enjoyed ripping the papers, My friend Jack was always a Ass and made a fool out of him... So... Revenge!
While ripping the papers, I found a CD written in black marker:
When I saw "MINDER" I wondered "Oh... Garbage... pieces of Shit!!!" I took the CD, Broke it in half... I never told his parents (YES!!! i'm a monster named pete) My name's Pete, by the way.
I begin to get texts from my friend...
"WHAT THE FUCK???"
"I THOUGHT HE WA- Nevermind!"
"U DESTROY MINDER!!! IMMA KILL YOU!!!"
"He's not dead! He's alive"
"What's your name???"
"PETER GRIFFEN!!! THE WORLDS FATTEST MAN AND SEXIST TOO!!!"
and then a skelton pooped out!!!!