After I downloaded The Crew’s latest update, it started to give me error codes saying a bunch of nonsense, and the screen started twitching when I tried to log in. The login screen turned into a black screen with a text that says, “We are the Lizard Group. You’re next.” Then the power went out, and then I heard loud groaning noise coming from the other side of the room. I ran in there, but then returned back into the media room to find that the so-called, “Lizard Group” had even hacked not just the service, but they also hacked disturbing images straight into the console’s memory in all models that were bought this Christmas. Then the console to unexpectedly turn off and then from out of the blue, a bloody knife came in from the screen. (Even though it was turned off.) Then a lizard’s head jumped out from the screen and screamed, “Gamers are idiots and they need to rot in hell!” This had caused me to literally have a heart attack.
I woke up in the hospital to find all of the nurses and doctors to all be lizards, on the computers, and chanting the same thing that the lizard head said. Never play your brand new console on Christmas Day! Because the Lizards will be watching you.