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It started in the year 1998, when I was watching TV. I heard Greeny Phatom came up, that means it was Tuesday so a new episode will come.

The episode began with no logos like "Little Guy Strikes Again" it began only with the intro. Some pieces were missing from it, Little Guy taking a shower was replaced by text saying "Death is America's slogan", and Santed Sailor hugging a dead Dr. Beanson was inverted. Also the audio was loud and enhanced. After the intro came, the title card read "Season 4 Episode XV Little Guy Rules The World" two more screens came "Written By Robert Staton", and "Music By Robert Staton" The episode starts with Little Guy saying "I shall rule the world!" In a sad voice. Then, Little Guy 4 and Dr. Beanclownsen came singing this song the Little Guy Clones sang in "Little Guy The God King" it went like this:

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm

I will trust to mow the lawn

Right after dinner

Oh my god

Buster

Can you keep it down?

(I am trotting, I am trotting)

Trotting, trotting, trotting, trotting, trotting

Our friend Satin wants to say

Little Guy will rule the world

Now eat some dessert and take some cakes

And make work to life tonight!

It cut to static, then it cut to Little Guy using the hologram machine to make 7,000,6,789 holograms of him. Then he faces the camera saying to me "Come in the TV! Sam! It will be fun!" Then the credits roll. This was a short 1-minute episode. I stared at the TV until I heard a voice whispering in my ear it said:

"I LOVE YOU! YOU LOVE ME! WE'RE AS HAPPY AS CAN BE! WITH A GREAT BIG HUG! AND A KISS FROM ME TO YOU! WON'T YOU SAY YOU LOVE ME TOO?"

First I thought it was a Barney toy. But I looked and realized it was a Little Guy plushie, with bloody eyes, rabies, sharp teeth, a wig, a gun, a heart that says "I LOVE YOU", smiling at me. I threw the toy in the garbage can. Don't watch this episode, if you see it. Change the channel or burn the TV. I dontt care!

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