I wish the tape never came.
I was at this school doing my maths work. Then, I noticed that there was a VHS tape. So I picked it up. It was labeled "DAFFY" with a message saying:
"This is a bootleg episode of the YouTube series Golden Book Video Killers, please do not watch".
Below the message was... our school's logo? Maybe some guy printed it off the computer or something. But I didn't care. I went to get my old VCR player which I still use from 2005 and popped it in to view a bootleg episode.
The opening was regular, but the episode's name was unusual. It said "Season 3 Episode 1 Daffy's Suicide". I then thought that GBVK had only 2 seasons and this was Season 3. "Daffy's Suicide" also cringe me because this was the morbid joke. Well, I still didn't care and continued on.
The episode started with Daffy crying with a pillow over his head for some reason. The colors were a lot darker. And instead of the baby cry sound effect, the crying sounded realistic. It kind of sounded like a woman was crying. The tears were realistic, too. It wasn't your usual blue, cartoon-style tears. It looked like a drop of water was rolling down my TV. He wiped the tear off with his pillow.
10 seconds later, he took a bottle of what looked like pills. It zoomed in, and it was a Prozac bottle. I was feeling uneasy at this part. Pills should not be found anywhere in a cartoon! Mental disorders and antidepressants are more mature themes that obviously shouldn't be found in a kid's cartoon. Daffy took one of the pills, and took off laughing. The screen flipped back to Daffy crying. The screen froze on his face for a few seconds, then flickered to a new scene.
After that, he went to the kitchen table, got out a paper and pencil, then wrote,
"I can not take this anymore. My life has been horrible and hasn't gotten any better. I'm tired of getting beat up all the time, even when it's not my fault. I'm really tired of those cats, Si and Am too. Why can't they just leave me alone for once? It's impossible for them to get out. I can not take this anymore." A narrator was reading what he wrote.
He stopped writing for a little bit, and there were demonic whispers saying,
Daffy's final sentence was,
"Goodbye cruel world. I'm sorry if I'm hurting anyone at all for doing this, but I can't live like this anymore. You might as well live without me. Once again, goodbye cruel world."
The screen froze for a few seconds, then showed Daffy with a knife. He took his bones, then banged his head on the wall.
After that, the credits roll. But the credits were given a medium pitch for some strange reason.. After the credits ended, there was a picture that haunts my life forever.
It was... oh my god, Daffy! He looked dead in fact, he was dead! His bones were broke terribly. His mouth was bleeding, he had a black eye and had multiple cuts on his face.
After that, a blood-red Japanese text appeared, "自殺の名所は、インチの視聴者を持ち帰る". In English, it means "Attractions of suicide, bring back the viewers in.".
June 15, 2014: I decided to upload it on YouTube a few months later, the first one said "HOLY SHIT thats scary im never watching daffy again" while the second one said "Shit like that creeps me out. Goodbye sleep.". I decided to go to a flea-market after uploading it, when I came back. The video was deleted with a message that caught my attention, "This video has been removed as requested by Tomblappy". I was freaked out again.