I was at a Swap Meet. Tumbly and Puffy brought me something. It was Geo Adventure, for the PlayStation. I checked the disc. It was all dusty and- you know. So I paid the guy who had it a Left-Handed Ducky Momo. When I got home, I took out my PlayStation, and dusted off the disc, and put it in.
At the title Screen, Geo Castle was glitching like crazy, and dark, medieval music was playing. I pressed X. I selected File A. It skipped the intro. I was at Hubtown, the game's first world. Geo Guy's eyes were bloodshot. Gree Guy whas there, strangling him. Gree Guy said:
"YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME? WELL HERE YOU GO, F**KER!"
Geo Guy's body parts split. Blood splattered everywhere.Little Guy then came and kicked Gree Guy bloodily. After a while, I saw a bloody picture of Geo Guy. Then I saw the SMPTE color bars screen with a message on it. It said:
"GEO ADVENTURE IS UNBEATABLE."
Then my PlayStation turned off. I took out the disc, washed it with Oxi Clean, and took it to GameStop. I told the guy "This game was creepy at first, but make sure it plays normally." And so I left.