A creepypasta about a cursed copy of Grand Theft Auto: Geoshea Edition.
The PastaI am the creator of Grand Theft Auto: Geoshea Edition, which I am also a fan of Grand Theft Auto. GTA: Geoshea Edition is my own version of GTA: San Andreas, in which I replaced some funny characters, installed CLEO 4 with the Skin Selector and made new effects, fonts, HUD and others. I don't think I've ever played glitchy or hacked games before, though I don't think I want to play any after the experience I had...
It started on a nice summer afternoon, I was playing Crash Bandicoot on the PSX emulator on my computer, until I noticed, out of my peripheral vision, that the mailman had arrived and put something in my mailbox as usual and left. I paused my game to go see what I got in the mail... The only thing in the Mailbox was a Universal Odyssey cartridge and a note. I took it inside.
I looked at the note first and realized it was from my dear friend Jan (Let's just call him that), whom I hadn't heard from in 2 years. I know that because I recognized his handwriting, though what was weird is how it looked; it looked badly written and scratchy and somewhat difficult to read, as if Jan was having a hard time writing it down and did it in a hurry.
This is what he wrote...
I can't take it anymore, I had to get rid of this thing somehow before it was too late, and I was hoping you'd do it for me. I can't do it, he’s after me, and if you don't destroy this cartridge, he'll come after you too, he's too fast for me....
Please Gabriel, destroy this god-forsaken cartridge before he comes after you too, it's too late for me.
Destroy the cartridge, and you'll destroy him, but do it quick otherwise he'll catch you. Don't even play the game, it's what he wants, just destroy it.
Well, that was certainly weird. Even though Jan IS my best friend and I haven't seen him in 2 years, I didn't do what he asked me. I didn't think that a simple gaming cartridge would do anything bad to him, after all it's just a game right? Boy, was I wrong about that...
ANY way, I looked at the cartridge and it looks like any Universal Odyssey cartridge, except it had red sharpie on it written "GTA GSE". I was puzzled by the title, but it was pretty obvious that it was a copy of GTA: Geoshea Edition. So, I put the cartridge on my UO and press the power button.The game started with the Universal logo, but it was not like usual. The background was blood red, the Universal logo was glowing and blurry. Then, the Konami logo showed, but it was same as the Universal logo. There was no opening intro. Instead, there was a video clip. It showed a guy with a chainsaw who stood in the middle of the screen who said (as he was turning the chainsaw on) “I am going to kill you” he proceeded to throw the chainsaw at the camera. It cut to static.
When the video finished, it showed the game screen, but instead of saying: "Geoshea Edition", it said: "Deathshea Edition". When the menu came up, it was as normal as I remember, except for a strange option called "Die", and the minion had hyper-realistic eyes (from the Spongebob lost episode "Red Mist"). I don't remember there ever being a "Die" option on the menu. I was too scared to press the option, because if I pressed the option, a shadow would come out of my TV screen and kill me. I started a new story mode game, it started with a cutscene where CJ is at the airport, but something's not right. Instead of CJ going in the taxi car, he stole a other car and drove to Los Santos. I pressed A to skip the cutscene and start the game.
The game started me off at the alleyway with the BMX (Yoshi bike). The sky was blood red and eerie piano music was being played in reverse. I realized that this wasn't a glitchy game, it was a hacked game. I usually pick Stuart (known as "Minion") because he's one of my favorite minions, alongside with Dave (too bad I have little interest in the other characters in the game). When Stuart gets in the BMX, it turns black and Stuart begins to cry. Not the cry from the Despicable Me movies, it was a realistic crying in pain in high pitch.
Graffiti was appearing on the walls, saying instead of saying "families4life": "ZALGO", "YOU CAN'T RUN", "KIND AND FAIR", "DAWN OF A NEW DAY", "HE COMES", "ВРАТА АДА ПРИМАНКИ ЛЮБОПЫТНОЙ (Russian for "THE GATES OF HELL KINDA BAIT)", "SEVEN DAYS", "I'M DEAD, YOU'RE NEXT", "SAVE YOURSELF", "NOT PERFECT", "TURN BACK NOW", "HIDDEN", "GO BACK", "I AM GOD", "IT'S OVER", "GET OUT, GABRIEL", "IT'S ME", "YOU CAN'T", "SAVE THEM", "SAVE HIM", "HELP THEM", "I AM STILL HERE", "HELLO", "HI", and "HEY KIDS, PLAY WITH KNIVES OR JUMP OUT OF A WINDOW TO VISIT THE CEMETERY". I pressed the power button to shut it off, but it didn't work and Golden Freddy from FNAF2 screamed at me for a second or Missingno. glitched up the game. I press the power button on my TV twice, but it didn't work either and "you can't" flashes for a frame. I couldn't escape from this madness. So, I kept playing.
When Stuart got to Ganton, there were dead bodies everywhere (including Spongebob, Sandy, Mr. Krabs, Crash Bandicoot, Toon Link, Donald, Goofy, Buzz Lightyear and others). When Stuart got to Big Smoke (the game's first mission), it wasn't called Big Smoke, it was called:
And then I thought: "Hank? Like Hank Hill from King of the Hill?" Hank was right there! He is not supposed to be in GTA: Geoshea Edition! He looked at Stuart and it looked at him. It looked like they were conversing. I barely heard what they said, but I could make it out:
Hank: "Dang it! You're here!"
Stuart: "Ka dopo Ga."
Hank: "What the hell do you just say?"
Stuart: "Pwede na."
Then, Stuart pulls out a Micro SMG and shoots at Hank. Blood splatted on the screen and it turns black and a bloodcurdling scream from suicidemouse.avi is heard. Then the screen fades back to Ganton and then a text appeared and says that the mission is complete. Again, the sky was blood red, eerie piano music was being played in reverse and dead bodies were everywhere. Stuart was holding Hank's dead body. Then Stuart grabs a knife and rips Hank's chest and ate his intestines. I nearly vomited again.
Then Homer Simpson came and said: "I hate you! I hate you! You killed every innocent bystander in your path, and I can't put up with this crap! Leave them alone!" Then to my surprise, Stuart pulls out a katana. "Hey! Don't kill me!" said Homer. But Stuart does by cutting off Homer's head. The screen turned black, only a few seconds later I see a disturbing image:The image shows Stuart with red eyes, he had Smile Dog's mouth. The Golden Freddy jumpscare sound from FNAF1 was playing for the time the picture was up. I was f**king scared as s**t at this point. Then it stopped and showed nothing but black screen. As I sat there staring at the black screen, one last text came up.
"You're in big trouble now."
I jumped. Then it returned to the main menu, but much creepier. The background had dead people, children and animals. The music was the Sonic CD American Game Over music in reverse but with the Night 5 phone call from FNAF1 but without the phone sounds and the static accompanying it.
I was scared. I immediately smash the cartridge with a hammer. I couldn't sleep well. That image still haunts me in my dreams, yet I continue to face the pain of that day.