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Intro

Have you ever heard of the game Minecraft? It's a game where you can build, mine, and most importantly, survive.

But today, I played a really terrifying "spinoff" called "Enderman.EXE".

It all started one day, when I was on the Xbox 360 Game Store, wanting to find Minecraft. Right next to Minecraft, however, I found a game called "enderman.exe" (That was what the title said). It was a screen that had orange text and a bunch of Endermen on it. Due to my curiosity, I downloaded it and decided to play it, and so I did.

Oh man, if only I could take that back.

Part 1: The Forest

The game started, but there was no Mojang or 4J Studios Logo. It just got right to the title screen. It was some orange text saying "ENDERMAN" with a bunch of Endermen on the top of the screen while some happy music was playing. I pressed start, but then the text turned crimson and the Endermen had realistic-looking blood on them. It stayed on-screen for half a second, and then it cut to black.

After like 15 seconds of an empty black screen, or so, some text came up. It said, "Level 1: The Forest".

When I spawned, apparently, I found out I was playing as an Enderman. He was in the middle of the forest in daytime, and needed to find a way to escape. A minute later, I found a path. There was a sign that said the path will lead me to the end of the forest. So I walked on the path.

After 10 seconds of walking, some bone-chilling music played. As I walked further on, the trees had no leaves, and there were a lot of dead mobs, including Endermen. When i kept walking, the music got louder and some creepy ambience played. Finally, when I got to the end of the forest, The music stopped. My Enderman left the forest into a foggy, empty area. Several more steps later, I saw a Ghast. I walked up to the Ghast. When my Enderman got to the Ghast, They started chatting with each other, which wasn't even in the actual game. This is what it sounded like:

Enderman: "What happened to the mobs?"

Ghast: "They got massacred."

Enderman: "HA! Now THAT'S a damn good joke!"

I was shocked when I heard my Enderman say that.

Ghast suddenly gets a serious face.

Ghast: "NO! It's not a joke!"

After that, a bloody picture of a realistic-looking Ghast appeared followed by a loud Ghast noise (when it gets attacked). Right after the Ghast's scream ended, the screen cut to black.

Part 2: The Village

When I got back on the title screen, the text was still crimson and the Endermen still had realistic-looking blood on them. I pressed play again and it cut to black again. The same text from last time appeared, but now it said "Level 2: The Village".

It was nighttime at the village. I was walking around, and then I saw a Slime. I got closer and it looked at me. The Slime told me to follow him on his Motorcycle. A few blocks back, I found a car. I got in the car, and I followed the Slime while he was driving. The driving was like GTA style, apparently. A few minutes after I was following the Slime, A dust storm came out of nowhere and blocked my view of Slime. When the dust storm covered me and my car, the Slime and his Motorcycle were gone without a trace. I kept driving through the dust storm and then, all of a sudden, a Mutant Creeper (or at least something that looked like one) was running towards me and my car on the street. I knew I had to get the hell out of there, so I drove away, trying to get away from the Mutant Creeper. But when I drove off, static appeared. It just made the view even worse. A minute and a half later, however, I lost sight of the Mutant Creeper, along with the dust storm and the static disappearing. Afterwards, I found a Magma Cube. I walked up to the Magma Cube, and another cutscene occurred. They were chatting again. And this is what they said:

Magma Cube: "Enderman."

Enderman: "Magma Cube? What the fuck are you doing here?"

I was more shocked when I heard my Enderman say that.

Magma Cube: "A monster killed my brother, Slime. And now, it's going after us!"

Enderman: "What is?"

Magma Cube: "I have no ide- (screams)"

After that, a picture of a Black Widow spider popped up for half a second and it went black again.

Part 3: ______

After the second time the screen cut to black, the title screen showed up once again, but this time, it was different. It was a Enderman standing on a Floating Island. Yes. That was it. I pressed play once again and this time, the text said: "Level 3: ______" and the colors were reversed. The background and text was black instead of white and the rectangle the text was on was red instead of blue.

I spawned in a foggy swamp-desert-forest hybrid place. Some extremely disturbing music I assumed was AOL's dial up sound slowed down by 700% was playing, the sky was static, and there were no clouds, no sun, the water was replaced with blood, there were more leafless trees and dead mobs than in the first level. I started running as fast as I could. And at the end, I saw not one, but two gory bodies, and this time, they weren't mobs, They were Steve and Alex, the players from Minecraft. The sky then all of a sudden turned black with red clouds. My Enderman was looking depressed and somehow I couldn't control my Enderman. Then, all of a sudden (again), behind my Endermans back, was a MONSTER.

The monster looked like a Dark-Red Mutant Enderman with black bloodshot eyes that are leaking blood, Mutant Creeper legs, Iron Golem arms crossed with swords, A butcher knife attached to it's back, and dead bodies of baby Pigs, Creepers, and most of all, Endermen, Ghasts, Slimes, and Magma Cubes. My Enderman now had a scared face and was running away. But the monster was way too fast. And then, the Monster caught my Enderman and killed him in a VERY repulsive way. The monster broke his arms, legs, neck, back, and skull and tore his skin off, revealing his fleshy body. Then, the monster broke a hole in the skull and ate his brain. After that, He tore his flesh off, revealing bones. The monster then grabbed the body and tore it in half as blood, organs, and bone pieces fell onto the ground. The monster ate the organs right off the ground and then, he... he...I can't say anything else. Literally.

After that, it walked up to the camera and broke it by clawing the lens and brutally punching it multiple times. Static appeared. Before the game completely ended, There was a snapshot of the monster eating the Enderman, Steve, and Alex's remains. With that was some Japanese Text. I translated it, and it meant "gAme oVeR, fOr yOU", exactly like that. I was so scared shitless ever since I played that game.

The Aftermath

After I exited the game, I heard a voice coming from behind the window saying, "Ready to Play Again?". I looked behind me and i saw the statue of the same monster form the game, with demise engraved on it. Utterly terrified, I went back on my Xbox 360 and deleted Enderman.EXE. After I deleted the game, The statue was gone. I actually put a gameplay video on YouTube. There were 200 views, but only 2 comments.

The first comment was: "OMG, I am not playing Enderman.exe. I never will!"

The second comment said: "I'm gonna have nightmares now because of this."

The next day, I went on the computer and somehow, the video was deleted from YouTube. So, if you ever see the game, Do not play it! You will never know what it really has on it!

By the way, Notch, Jeb, and other Mojang Employees would never plan to add blood, mobs chatting (or cursing), scary pictures, cars and motorcycles, dust storms, static skies, dead bodies, that monster I saw, or... in other words...ENDERMAN.EXE.