Have you ever heard of the popular game Minecraft? It's a game where you can build, mine, and most importantly, survive. But there was a really creepy spinoff called "Enderman.exe".
Part 1: The Game
One day, I was in The Xbox 360 Game Store(Not on, in, I am Captain N), wanting to find a copy of Mine-craft(I didn't want to save time and use the search bare, now, did I?). Then I found a game called "Enderman.exe"(Endermen.exe yes, I realize that they do not list games as GTA5.exe but this is my story and you are going to read it). It was a screen that had orange text and a bunch of Endermen on it. Then i downloaded it (Because duh it looked funny) and decided to Play on It, and so I did(I wasted time typing this part, oh you are so funny 6 year old me :3).
Oh, how I wish I could take that back.(Take what back, your life leading up to that moment?)
The game started, but there was no Mojang or 4J Studios Logo(Well considering that it's not Mine-craft, I have no idea why I expected a logo, of any description). It was just the intro (The intro of what, Putt Putt?). The Orange Text with a bunch of endermen were on The Top of the screen while Happy Music was playing. When i pressed start, the text was red and the endermen had blood on them which stayed for 1 second. Then the logo said, "Level 1: The Forest". When I was in Level 1, my Enderman was in the Middle of The Forest in daytime, I needed to find a way to escape. Later, I found a path which will(Nice use of tenses there, love) lead me to the end of the forest. When i walked there, the Song of Unhealing music(I will not even touch on this, but seriously Mine-craft has its creepy music, if you are going to write a creepy pasta at least do some basic research) from Ben Drowned played, the trees had no leaves, and there were a lot of dead mobs(considering the mob's bodies disappear upon death, you seem to have lighting fast to notice), including Endermen. When i kept(If you did not notice the mistakes up until now, go tell mum that you need a wet wipe) walking, the music got louder and creepier(Creepier, how?). Finally, when i get(got) to The End of The Forest, The(Nice capital) music stopped and i saw a Ghast. I walked up to the ghast (Simple sentences, sure). When my player walked to him, They started chatting with each other, This is what it sounded like:
Enderman: "What happened to the mobs in The Forest?"
Ghast: "They got killed(Might as well use dedded at this point, hey mate) by a monster."
Enderman: "HAHA! Now THAT'S a good joke!"
Ghast suddenly gets a serious face.(This sentence is another example of a perfect sentence, nothing is wrong in it, nothing ever will be, literary canon here we come).
Ghast: "NO! It's not a joke!"(This is slightly less then perfect, B+)
Then a bloody picture of a ghast appeared, it stayed like that for a second, then the screen cut to black.(you forgot the hyper realistic blood, not to mention more 'creepy' music, maybe you can get 'Living on a Prayer' and have it played backwards)
Part 2: The Village
When I got back on the title screen, The text was still Red and the Endermen still had blood on them.(Because at this point no one would of reacted since this is an everyday occurrence). I pressed Play again and now it said "Level 2: The Village". It was nighttime at the village. When i was walking around, I saw a Slime and it saw Me. The Slime told me to Follow him on his Motorcycle.(the picture of a fucking block, on a bike, you must of been really fucking strapped for ideas here) I found a car, I got in the car, and I followed Slime while he was driving. 3 Minutes after following Slime, A Dust Storm came and blocked my view of Slime. When the Dust Storm covered Me and My Car, Slime and His Motorcycle were gone without Trace. I kept driving through the Dust Storm and All the Sudden, A Mutant Creeper was running towards Me and My Car on the Street(So let me get this straight, you experienced a dust storm in the middle of the desert, yet somehow managed to end up on a road, seems legit) , and when it happened, Static appeared for 15 seconds (Good to see someone worried about the essentials, a stop watch). Afterwards, I found Magma Cube. I walked up to him, and another cutscene occurred. They were chatting also. And this is what they said:
Magma Cube: "Enderman."
Enderman: "Magma Cube? what are you doing here?"
Magma Cube: "A monster killed my brother, (so the Enderman has turned into a slime now, good to know) Slime. Now it's going after us!"
Enderman (Slime?): "What is?"
Magma Cube: "I have no ide- (screams)" (normally you would say something cut him off and he began screaming, but you do you).
Then it was silence and a picture of a Black Widow Spider (Not even a Mine-craft spider, for shame) showed up for 1 second (that is some stop watching, mate) and it went black.
Part 3: ...
(I can summarize this entire paragraph in 20 words or less, BLOOD, HYPER REALISTICNESS, DEAD THINGS, KNIVES, SCREAMING, DEPRESSION, SPOOKS GUARANTEED, not really)
After the second time the screen cut to black, The Intro showed up Once Again, but this time, It was Different. It was a Enderman standing on a Floating Island. Seriously? Why would they change the title screen to that? But who cares? I pressed play once again and the Level Logo said "Level 3: ..." and it was in opposite colors, The Background and text was black instead of white and the Rectangle was on was Red instead of Blue. Then I showed up, in a creepy swamp-desert-forest hybrid place. The sky was static, and there were no clouds, no sun, no moon, and the water was replaced with blood and there were more leafless trees and dead mobs than in the First Level. I started running as fast as i could. And at the end, i saw a gorey body, and this time, it wasn't a mob, It was Steve, The Player from Minecraft. The sky turned black with red clouds. Somehow, my Enderman was looking depressed and somehow i can't control my Enderman. Then all the sudden, behind my endermans back, was a MONSTER. The monster looked like a Red Mutant Enderman with Bloodshot eyes, Mutant Creeper Legs, Eyesaurs Arms crossed with Guns, A Butcher Knife attached to it's back, and dead bodies of Baby Pigs, Creepers, and most of all, Endermen, Ghasts, Slimes, and Magma Cubes. My Enderman now has a scared face and is hurrying. But the monster was too fast. And then, the Monster caught my enderman and killed him. and then it walked up to the camera and broke it and static appeared. Before the game completely end, There was a snapshot of the monster eating the Enderman. And There was a Japanese Text. I translated it and it meant "Game Over for You". I was so scared of my life since i played that game.
All the sudden, i heard a voice coming from behind the window (the game window, your window, what bloody window?) saying, "Ready to Play Again?". I looked behind me and i saw the statue of the same Monster from Enderman.exe and i asked my dad if he can delete Enderman.exe (for a kid who can find and run shitty bootleg games on an xbox, you don't know how to delete a crappy bootleg?). When he deleted, The Statue was gone. I putted (Beautiful) a gameplay video on Youtube. There were only 200 views (You have a pretty large family don't ya) and 2 comments.
The first comment was: "OMG, I am not going to play Enderman.exe and i never wil!" (Your dog)
The second comment said: "I am gonna get nightmares now because of this. (Your cat)
Then the next day, I went on the computer and somehow the video was deleted from Youtube. So, if you ever noticed the game the looks like this, Do not play it! You will never know what it really has on it!
By the way, Notch, Jeb, and other Mojang Employees would never planned to add Blood, Mobs Chatting, Scary Pictures, Cars, Motorcycles, Dust Storms, Static Skies, that Monster I saw, or... ENDERMAN.EXE. (What a perfect ending, this has been a bored, random man on the internet, I hope you all have a good day)