One day, I was in Nintendo eShop, then I saw a Game which is called "CaptainToad.exe". It was a orange text with a bunch of Toads on it. Then i downloaded it and decided to Play on It, and so i did. When it started, there was no Nintendo logo. It was just the intro. The Orange Text with a bunch of Toads were on The Top of the screen while Happy Music was playing. When i pressed start, the text was red and Captain Toad have blood on it which stayed for 1 second. Then the logo said, "Level 1: Hill". When i was in Level 1, my Toad was in the Middle of The Hill in daytime, i needed to find a way to escape. I found a path which will lead me to the end of the forest. When i walked there, the music from Suicidemouse.avi played, the trees have no leaves, and there were a lot of dead Toads, including Nope.avi. When i kept walking, the music got louder and creepier. Finally, when i get to The End of The Forest, The music stopped and i saw Captain Toad. I walked up to Captain Toad. When my player walked to him, They started chatting with each other, This is what it sounded like:
Toad: "What happened to the Toads in Hill?"
Captain Toad: "They got killed."
Toad: "HAHA! That's a good joke!"
Captain Toad suddenly gets a serious face.
Captain Toad: "NO! It's not a joke!"
Then a bloody picture of Captain Toad came out from nowhere, it stayed like that for a Second or 2. and the screen cut to black.
I pressed Play again and now it said "Level 2: You Cannot Run". It was nighttime at the Haunted House. When I was walking around, I saw a Goomba and it saw Me. The Goomba told me to Follow him on his Motorcycle. I went into the car, and I followed it when it was driving. 3 Minutes after following the slime, A Dust Storm came and blocked my view of Goomba. When the Dust Storm covered Me and My Car, The Goomba and His Motorcycle were gone without Trace. I kept driving through the Dust Storm and All the Sudden, Mutant Bowser was running towards Me and My Car on the Street, and when it happened, Static appeared for a short period of Time. Afterwards, there was text showing up on the black screen. This is what it said:
Toad: "Koopa? what are you doing here?"
Koopa: "Something killed my brother, Slime. Now it's going after you!"
Toad: "What is?"
Captain Toad: "I have no ide- (screams)"
Then it was silence and a picture of Bowser.exe showed up for 1 second and it went black.
I pressed play once again and the Level Logo said "Level 3: ..." and it was in opposite colors, The Background and text was black instead of white and the Rectangle was on was Red instead of Blue. Then I showed up, in a creepy swamp-desert-forest hybrid place. The sky was static, and there was no clouds, no sun, no moon, and The water was replaced with blood and they're more leafless trees and dead mobs than in the First Level. and There was screaming from Sonic.exe. I started running as fast as I could. And at the end, I saw a Gorey body, and this time, it wasn't a Toad, It was Mario. The sky turned black with red clouds. Somehow, my Toad was looking depressed and somehow I can't control my Toad. Then all the sudden, behind my Toad, Was a Monster. The monster looked like a Red Toad with Black Eyes, Mutant Bowser Legs, Boxes as Arms, A Knife attached to it's back, and dead bodies of Dead People and most of all, Toads. My Toad now has a scared face and is hurrying. Suddenly, the Monster caught Him and killed Him. and Then it stared at the camera and attacked it and static appeared. Before the game completely end, There were 6 snapshots from Sonic.exe. And There was a Text "Game Over for You". I was so scared of my life since I played that game.
All the sudden, I heard a voice coming from behind the window saying, "Ready to Play Again?". I looked behind me and I saw the statue of the same Monster from CaptainToad.exe and I asked my dad if he can delete CaptainToad.exe. When he deleted, The Statue was gone. I putted on YouTube. There was only 200 views and 2 comments.
The first comment was: "OMG, I am not going to play CaptainToad.exe and I never will!"
The second comment said: "I am going to get nightmares now because of this.
Then the next day, I went on the computer and somehow it was deleted from YouTube. So, if you ever noticed the game the looks like this, Do not play it! You will never know what it really has on it!
By the way, Shigeru, Satoru, and other Nintendo Employees would never planned to add Blood, tOADS Chatting, Scary Pictures, Cars, Motorcycles, Dust Storms, Static Skies, that Monster I saw, or... CAPTAINTOAD.EXE.