I was on eBay searching for Breadwinners DVDs. When I was about to give up, I found a DVD with the complete first season of Breadwinners. That wasn't the odd thing; what was odd was that it was very cheap and that the seller's username was "darkiplier". Being a big fan of the show, I bought it anyways; this was a bad idea.
The case was blank, looking as if it was some sort of bootleg. It didn't list any episodes, but bunch of markings scrawling "SWAYSWAY'S REVENGE". It also only had 1 disc, which is odd because the official season one set has three discs.
I assumed it was a morbid joke, and inserted the DVD into my laptop. Needless to say, I was wrong. It didn't go to the menu, and, obviously, went straight to the first episode. It started with the intro, as expected, but when SwaySway and Buhdeuce jumped into the pond, the sky became a dull grey and the image became very distorted. It showed the title card afterwords, but it wasn't a normal title card. It depicted Buhdeuce's corpse, and SwaySway was standing there spitting blood. The actual episode started with SwaySway in the rocket van, but Buhdeuce was not there. He was sobbing tears of blood, as he rode through the dull grey sky, like in the demented theme song.
"Buhdeuce... must... die..." he croaked.
I was starting to think Buhdeuce did something to SwaySway, but then it cut to the Swamp Pad. Buhdeuce was beating the crap out of Jelly, their pet. Something was very off, as Buhdeuce loved Jelly and would never intentionally hurt her. As he beated her, blood splattered out from her. SwaySway grabbed a knife, and began to stab Jelly with it, and then he did the same to Buhdeuce. Buhdeuce's last words were "I... always... hated... you... SwaySway...".
SwaySway buried his body. He added a grave reading: "RIP Buhdeuce 2012-2015. IF YOU ARE READING THIS, YOU'RE NEXT." and went into the Swamp Pad. Ketta was worried. She went to dig up Buhdeuce's corpse so she could say her goodbyes, but SwaySway began to beat, cut, and eat her until the episode faded to blood red static.
There were more episodes (every single one of them more disturbing than the last), but I'm not telling you what happened in them, partially so I don't mentally scar you and partially because I only watched a few of them. I quickly unplugged my computer (after the aforementioned episodes), and went to Burger King with my friend. We talked for hours on end, until it was time for him to leave. I went home to find my computer destroyed and the disc in pieces. SwaySway was there, holding a sledgehammer.
"How ignorant of you... Why the fuck didn't you watch all the episodes? Now you pay the price..." he said as he threw the knife at me.
Fortunately it missed. He started screaming something about hunting me down or something.
I'm currently in hiding. I'm writing this story very quickly on my phone, so people know my story. I sense he is near. I must end my sto