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The Pasta Edit
So does anyone remember that TV show, Barney and Friends? Well, there was a lost episode that was so creepy, it caused the show to be cancelled. It starts with the theme song. However, the audio was playing in G major and reversed, and it was drawn entirely in red and black.
The title card looked like it had been made by a 2 year old. It begins with barney playing with some children. He then says,"Today kids, I'll teach you about death!". He then proceeds to kill and rape the kids and lumpy, Luke Skywalker, Crash Bandicoot and Gumball along with Slenderman joining him.
The audio is of random distorted clips and screams from My Poor Stimpy, Candle Cove, Angry Birds: Cursed Edition, Max and Ruby 0004, Fudd.wmv and Suicidemouse.avi. it's mixed in with Giygas's theme and a t-rex fapping noise.
images of dead bugs,people in teletubbie costumes,mutillated bodies,animals being raped and tortered,pedophillia,necropillia,unborn fetuses,bomb test victims and jeff the killer,slendermann,smile dog,lost silver,happy appy,,,noodles,dead bart,squidward'ss suicide,red mist,sonic.exe,tails doll,ren's suicide,my poor stimpy,spongecryy.avi and ren's rampage flash across the screen. barney then says you're next and popped out of the tv and killed me.