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I was up late, watching PBS, When suddenly the kids of PBS kids screamed "ITS TIME FOR..." and "PBS KIDS". I was confused, why was PBS kids on this late. Then text appeared on screen saying "A brand new episode of Barney is coming up on... PBS KIDS!" they didn't reveal the special's name. which was odd. The title music came on "BARNEY IS A DINO-" It suddenly stopped... which was odd too! The usual lyrics were replaced by "pain pain pain, make it go away mommy". Now was really confused maybe the creators wanted to make it darker and more adult... It started with the usual "kids summoning Barney" but the screen went black before it did... it showed... a weird image of lighting striking one of the children. Soon, it cuts to a rotting corpse next to barney and the kid. Now, the kid's face was mysteriously deformed. A camera man walks in and reveals what happened to Barney and the kid. Soon, a young girl, about 6, walks in.

"THE BLACK MAGIC WAS CORRUPTED, CAUSING BARNEY TO SWITCH BODIES WITH JEFFERY!!!"

"Jeffrey wakes up!" "Huh! where am I?" The girl says "You...are...BARNEY!" Soon, Jeffery kills the REAL Barney and the girl asks why did he kill barney. Jeffrey simply states "because there's only room for one barney... and also... I AM GOD!!!" Jeffery chases the after the remaining children and kills them, except for the girl. "Barney... please? please don't kill me?!" The Barney monster says "I will, and you'll like me for it..." in a loud roar, and slits her thoart.

the kid looks to the screen "I am all mighty and you can't stop me from killing every last kid on earth..." and the screen flashed to Barney. Barney aks "Why did you do this to me?!" and Jeffery says:

Because...

...I

...Am

...GOD

Death Note

The kid, after watching a strange bootleg episode of the American TV show entitled Barney and friends died. He wrote a note before he died and it said:

Dear everybody, I am...

*Ripped off*

GOD....

I will suck your souls...

with Love from Barney...

PS, I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE!