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Let's go back to February 2014, shall we? (He's going to take you back to the past, to let the PTSD set in. Hello all random internet guy here and I think it's time we graded this sequel. Without further ado, let us dive in)

I was a big fan of The Lego Movie, i (We have found it men, the first failure, savour its beauty) always love playing the video game and watching the film. One day, i (Again) got a new video on Amazon. It wasn't a Flim, it was a Short. I download it, played the short and watched it. It all started with Bad Cop walking past a lot of buildings with weird music was(No matter how hard he tries he still cannot fix his tenses) playing. It was black and white.It looked like a continuous loop. That was strange. (Really. Strange. Huh. I. Wonder. Why.) Where's Emmet and Lord Business? Where are the Master Builders? Where are those Robots? (For your favourite film you seem to know sod all about it) a few minutes later, the music changed to Static and cutted (I truly believe this boy needs a little help, since he is managing to flabbergast me every single line) to black. it stayed like for a long period of time (like 5 minutes) (HIS STOP WATCH IS FAULTY). On the 6th minute, (so after informing us that you were unable to exactly predict the time, you immediately reconciled on that choice and just predicted the time spot on) The video came back, but however there was screaming from Red Mist. (I have not bothered to re watch the movie for a while but I am almost positive that there is not character called red mist. This leads me to believe that the author (God bless his soul) really, really likes clichés) It was so weird, all the sudden Bad Cop slowly made a smile. (A little less then perfect but since you made the smile I will let it pass) Then the screaming from Red Mist turned to Screaming from Squidward's Suicide. (This is why Squidward killed himself, just so he could participate in this masterpiece) Then Bad Cop's face started to become strange (His smile got bigger and bigger) (If you knew what was happening to his face why the heck did you say it became strange?) and he (He's going to take you to the past/present/future if he can make up his mind) is walking faster and faster. Then Bricksburg started to look destroyed. (Someone take the keyboard off this guy) I started to hear Emmet and Wyldstyle laughing from the background. (So I guess you had no idea where they were and without any thinking immediately knew they were behind the 'Red mist', if this turns out to be blood I swear) Then the film turned sepia and Bad Cop's Face became a lot worse. Then ('Then' here is pointless and makes the entire sentence feel clunky) 1 Minute Later, Bad Cop (COMMA COMMANDER) all the sudden died for an unknown reason. (Yes doctor Legomeister, it was an unknown reason)Then there was a part where there was a jump scare. There the monster with a lound roar. (We now return to your regular badly spelt reading) The monster looked like an ender... Wait! i remember that monster from Enderman.exe! Oh no, not again! (HARK THE HERALD ANGELS SING, WE HAVE FOUND IT) Then after that (Basic English, google it, love it) , A head of Good Cop in a Yellow Background with a Korean (Considering you allude us to believe you are below the age of 10 I don't think you would be able to tell that the text is in fact Korean, but what do I know) text below. After the Short ended (Finished for the love of god use finished) , i undownloaded(tm) it. (That was the most beautiful piece of text to ever be put to paper) Later when i was watching the news, The news said that there was an unknown (Okay so now my son, you are the only man alive to know what the short is called) lego movie short that made 19 people commit suicide, 18 got nausea, 10 disappeared, and 7 went to the hospital. If you ever had and (any) encounter with Badcop.avi (The news now knows, I am sorry son you have failed me) or another unknown (You have no idea what unknown means do you?) short film, Don't watch it. You will never know what it really contains. (I have no idea what you are implying here but please do continue writing this beautiful thing you call a crepe of noodles) (This was random internet guy, all of you bastards have a good day)

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